Memory Enhancer

A pad of paper and a sharpened #2 pencil.

BOB: Soon I'll never forget anything again.
Burt: And why is that?
Bob: After watching this infomercial on TV last night I ordered the Memory Enhancer and because I was one of the first thousand callers I get not one but two pads of paper and two sharpened #2 pencils.

by Bullshitzer June 24, 2010

memory swim

Making an effort to hop between fond, old memories in order to displace or squelch the vividness of one's current (likely depressing) situation. Must last for more than a minute to qualify as a swim.

Yeah, since he lost his job and his girl, he'll just leave the TV off and go on a memory swim.

by Lucent July 6, 2004

rodeo of memories

when you go through your old childhood photos

person 1: and that was you when you rode your first pony, hannah
hannah: damn i just through a rodeo of memories

by cccasee April 25, 2019

ded memorial

getting killed on a grand scale. Better than the ded badge. used during games in which the opponent is overkilled on a massive scale.

holy snap dat monster just handed him his ded memorial!

by alfro January 3, 2008

Memory Nut

A nut busted vicariously through the memory of an experience and / or recently viewed photography

Guy 1: „Hey dawg, let me see your girl‘s nudes!“

Guy 2: „I‘d show you if she‘d let me screenshot, she had me busting memory nuts the whole time!“

by demonicdennis February 6, 2018

mammographic memory

When you can't remember chicks' faces but you never forget a pair of tits

"I didn't even recognize her until she took off her shirt—I've got total mammographic memory."

by Maitreya83 April 19, 2015

Ketchup Memory

A memory about something you think is insignificant in the moment like having the perfect ratio of ketchup to fries, but it turns out to be something unforgettable in your life; The little memories that matter.

"I've forgotten so many things that I thought were important during my college career, but I will always remember that one time I had a perfect ketchup to fries ratio. So that's my ketchup memory"

"It hasn't hit me yet that I'm graduating, but eventually all of the Ketchup is going to spill and I'm going to cry"

by TheHottestMonthIsApril April 29, 2015