Josh Loftis

The most interesting man alive.

Like those Dos Ekes commercials but Josh Loftis is actually real.

by grand master mother fucka June 19, 2009

Lefty-loosie

A Lefty-loosie is a left-handed guy with a loose asshole.

We went to the baths in Colorado Spring, and I fucked a Lefty-loosie!

by eda-skip October 20, 2021

loft

inhabitable premises with a view (especially of the sky in the early morning), usually in trendy downtown locales where frequent kissing, hair pulling, hand feeding, and viewing james bond flicks occur.

3rd floor of an architectural structure @ the corner of gay & S. Hill

by juliewksm February 5, 2005

loft

verb adopted from football commentary in the British Isles, but made more flexible in order to encompass the following meanings:
1. to hoist
2. to proceed
3. to give
4. to penetrate

1. Rory Delap lofts a foreboding long throw towards the opposition's penalty area

2. Let's loft into town for a shot of Chartreuse before the pubs close

3. Loft over my boxers there like a good man

4. I wouldn't half loft it into that young one

by rossi85 March 22, 2009

liftyboi

-A sweet man/woman who is employed to operate a forklift. A liftyboi also kisses the ground of the Forklift Gods(technicians).

Hey you liftyboi. Come carry my tools inside so I can fix your fucked up forklifts.

by Liftyboi October 22, 2020

loft

Opposite of bury. The act of exposing or revealing something. Also could mean saving someone from an unpleasant situation.

A debt-counselor can help to loft your financial security.

After saving someone from an awkward situation, "Dude, I just lofted your ass"

by Joeday December 9, 2007

lefty curse

left handed guys who beat off with their right hand

"I've got that lefty curse where everything I do is flipped and awkwardly reversed."

by Sneaux91 July 20, 2008