do a jorge

to miss an important appointment or event, especially by missing a plane, due to being magnificently drunk
Example 1

A: So did you already arrive in Ireland?
B: No, I did a Jorge again, I passed out drunk and didn't wake up until now with a broccoli in my hand

Example 2
A: Please, it's important that you are here tomorrow, make sure you don't do a Jorge this time.
by IsaacYo January 21, 2012
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Jorge Nunez

N. A bad ass. Future billionaire rapper, and religous figure. He is skilled at anything that interests him.

V. To do something amazing or impossible. Requires skill and patience, and if not jorge himself, a lot of luck.

ADJ. To be amazing or extremely skilled.
Example 1
Person 1: wow its Jorge Nunez.
Person 2: U wonder if he can sign my face!

Example 2
Tom Brady Jorge Nunezed against the jets.

Example 3
Wow, lebron is so Jorge Nunez
by Tupacolypse December 31, 2012
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Jorge Lam

The process of being overshadowed by his/her failure to achieve perfection.
What a Jorge Lam!
Way to pull a Jorge Lam!
by Mustoe January 29, 2005
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LILLY AND JORGE

lilly : Jorge is my bsf
Jorge : Lilly is also my bsf
Matthew : look Lilly and Jorge
by JorgieLover January 16, 2023
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Jorge Boosh

The name of the forty-third President of the United States rendered in stereotypically Hispanic-accented English; used by those who object to George W. Bush's stance on immigration, which they consider to be of more benefit to foreign nations (specifically Mexico) than the United States.
"Looks like there's going to be another amnesty for illegals. Jorge Boosh, Presidente de México, strikes again."
by George Galloway May 26, 2005
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Jorge nunez

A hot, sexy, smart, bad ass, person. He can do anything. If you are a girl, ask him out. He likes all kinds of girls, dont be shy. Do it. Ask him out already. He will by you flowers and shit. His name is the definition of amazing. This is not written by him, if it was it would be sacred, and be studied for generations. Slogan: you aint never got to much jorge in your life. Goes to hhs.
Oh mer ghad its Jorge Nunez! (Girl collapses)
by Tupacolyose December 31, 2012
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Jorg job

Gertrude gave me a Jorg job last night
by Gurchimane December 15, 2014
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