joned

it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d

1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!

by eBrian March 21, 2003

Jowned

When someone with the name John-Jon-Joe-Joel or anything with J-O in it, owns pwns someone.

man, you just got Jowned.

did you see Bobby get Jowned?

by John DeWhitt July 29, 2008

joned

To be under the influence of marijuana. To be stoned.

That cali bud made me super joned. I couldn't even walk.

by joner5000 December 10, 2010

jonned

Being high. The state of being high on marijuana.

"Man did you see peter last night he was all jonned up."

"I'm pretty jonned out right now."

by pulse.101 May 3, 2009

johnetta

a socially awkward, weird girl who will laugh at anything anyone says

Boy 1- wow, johnetta is really weird
Boy 2- yea and socially akward

by IT_ye_DUDE February 6, 2017

Dear Johnned

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.

"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".

by SammyBree July 21, 2013

Joned

To be owned or even pwned, by a short welsh maths teacher by the name of Mr. Jones.

Player 1: Jesus man, you just got Joned!
Player 2: Aww man

Player 1: Hahaha, I Joned you good and proper
Player 2: Don't use that terminology, it freaks me out man .

Player 1: Woohoo, you just got Joned!
Player 2: *Scared* oh my god he's in this very room!

by Tayla13 March 29, 2008