willie hardon

English slang for austrailian exchange folk who are frequent victims of flying or falling objects such as footballs, sofas, cars and cows.

hey, take your chode outta my sister Willie Hardon!!

by jimmy mcjimson March 12, 2004

Humbert hardon

A subtle indication of an older man's lust for a young girl. Named after the celebrated pedo Humbert Humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita".

As the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my Dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. I got a creepy feeling that he had a Humbert hardon.

by Whip-poor-will January 1, 2013

poopdick hardon

When you're doin a girl in the butt and you pull out and it has poop on it and you still have a hardon...

I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!

by EvilGenius420 December 10, 2013

Dirty Haydon

When a guy fingers a girl and then stirs her tea with the same fingers

Last night we tried a dirty haydon, he burnt his fingers though

by Suckmydonkey June 9, 2020

Haddock

To ask for and/or take someone else's unfinished food in a restaurant setting.

Rachael didn't finish her food, so Alex and I haddocked it.

by PortlandMaine March 20, 2014

hardon

Well I guess the "achievement of erection"
in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....

1) "Well, first ya git 'er down on 'er hands and KNEES.... Then ya reach around and grab a handful o' BOOB... Then see if ya don't get a hardon !!!

2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"

3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"

by Johnny Chingas February 22, 2009

Hadden

A boy who acts like he pulls but it's all talk . sneaks out in the middle of the night to drink on school zones. also has a small cock

That boy right there is a Hadden

by Hornyguy12345 September 21, 2016