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fonicate

To communicate by cell phone, usually when you are meeting someone and are having trouble finding them.
"I'll meet you at the theater around 7, and if we have trouble finding each other, we can always fonicate."
by TopazChanteuse September 3, 2011
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cohabitation without fornication

a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.
George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."

Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."

Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."
by keVIInXI July 8, 2011
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fornicatard

A cheating spouse who is experiencing a mid-life crisis and then attempts to screw over his ex-wife by not handing over her half of entitled money, then in the process, he retardedly fucks himself over since he now is paying more than if he would have just given her her part from the beginning.
John is so fornicatarded. He thought he got Colleen on that one, but god was he wrong. Idiot!
by The Sisters Six September 4, 2007
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Fornicate

by Control Room April 1, 2003
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fornicate

fornicate my pussy, stud... harder, daddy!!
by Rob Matrix September 22, 2019
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Ninety-Fournication

Definition:
94nication is the term Pink has used to describe the issue of trans girls automatically believing they're entitled to a physical relationship, particularly with other girls. The problem was initially rare, but occurred enough to receive its own namesake.

Origin:
The origins are unclear, but one was said to draw a certain distinction between regular women and trans women, denoted by the phrase, "A '4' is not the same as a '9'," -- you know, because sometimes a '4' can resemble a '9', but obviously a '4' is not a '9' from a factual standpoint, even if their differences contribute to their beauty.

Just put the numbers together, '9' and '4' to get '94'. Then be disgusted by the attitude some scrub could acquire if they became a trans woman, hence ninety-fournication.

Alternative:
If it isn't a trans woman in question, but a fem-boy that is putting forth a sense of wrongful entitlement, some have posited the use of the term 84nication. However, 84nication could also refer to guys with man-ginas who believe the fact that they have a vagina automatically entitles them to get physical with women.
Gamer: Good day.
Bloke: Hi.
Gamer: So how's your team in Pokemon Moon?
Bloke: Omg same. hey do u like 2 write yaoi 2??
Gamer: Not really but I--
Bloke: *porn anime spam* LET'S GO!
Woman: Oh, no. Looks we got a case of ninety-fournication.
Bloke: Wtf omg you lot are transphobic insensitive TROLLS@! MODS! MODS!
by NotMe11443611242639 December 19, 2019
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fornication probation

fornication probation is that of being prevented or suspended from the act of having sex usually in regards to that of being in a relationship and the female is going through menstruation but is not limited to just couples can also be used in refering to singles such as having a herpes outbreak
she has been placed on fornication probation due to the fact that her man sprained the ligaments in his penis falling down the stairs with an erection
by herpes_love April 2, 2011
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