Fountain fairy

Its when someone is sucking your dick and then after you ejaculate into her mouth, she stands up and spits it all over your face, usually without you knowing beforehand.

Tanner: So did you finally get it on with Courtney?
Nate: Kinda, the bitch only gave me a blowjob and then to top it all off, after she gave me a fountain fairy.

by Gods2ndBestGift March 9, 2010

Fountainted

A "Fountain" - (metaphor) that is tainted - whose consistent vitriol could cause detriment to one's mental and emotional health if not avoided, even though it's only mindless drivel and not really clever at all.

She wanted him to drink (lick, suck, gulp, munch) from her "fountain", but it was fountainted. Consequently, he ceased his efforts to cuntinue and left her with potentially more ignorgasm than not, but she says she's happy about it. OK, sure........

by Jeff D November 14, 2005

FUBAR Fountain of Fun

The act of inserting the neck of a bottle of beer into a woman's vagina, and then shaking the bottle. The resulting reaction of removing the bottle will cause the beer to spray all over the place - resulting in the FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) Fountain of Fun.

Dude, me and Toby were FUBAR last night, and then we did a FUBAR Fountain of Fun with your mom!

by Zief May 4, 2008

The Blood Clot Foundation

The Blood Clot Foundation (BCF) is a group of friends who have done just about everything that there is to do in life.

BCF consists of members J-Train, Ghetto Child and, Chooltz.

They've produced their own rap album, wrestling show, and much more.

Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/bcf_online/

Guy A: "Did you see The Blood Clot Foundation Rap battle last night?"

Guy B: "No because they were wrestling last night stupid."

Random Girl: "Ghetto Child is so attractive"

by Jay Leno September 5, 2008

404 - NOT FOUND

Normally an error given when indicating that the client was able to communicate with the server, but the server either could not find the file that was requested, or was unwilling to fulfil the request for it and did not wish to reveal the reason why.
More recently used to describe a user or individual that, at any given moment will lock up and seem to have no intelligence what-so-ever and will not co-operate to solve an issue. (ie No Intelligence Found)

hey guys we got a 404 - NOT FOUND over here, user cant find ALT on the keyboard

by txtrlikesun April 2, 2006

Fountaining

A sexual act where one partner urinates into another partner's mouth who has a gaged labret piercing. As the first partner is urinating, it simultaneously flows from the labret piercing.

Kayley cried after a good fountaining by Rich. She sobbed as the backwash burned.

by Rich and Jackie October 8, 2007

Fountain Folks

A defined type of people in the City of Guelph, Ontario, Canada. Can usually be found originating from downtown by the 'fountain' feature. Said people are notorious junkies, criminals, unkempt and excrete putrid odours. They are known to defecate on the sidewalk and masturbate and expose themselves in public as documented. The same Fountain Folks are usually actively involved in protests and are also known 'Antifas' in the area.

Guelph's Fountain Folks hold protest downtown, again.

by City of Guelph July 3, 2018