Fianced

To be engaged.

Alas, Bob could not pursue Judith, as she was fianced.

by Berndi March 4, 2009

financial advisor

A person, usually male, who lives in a really nice home, drives a really nice car, usually has a wife who doesn't work. All his possessions are due to the money he makes off of his clients when he buys and sells funds using their money. The advise he gives is to benefit himself and not you. Do yourself a favor and keep your money in the bank.

I used to have a small fortune in my port folio, then I took the advise of a financial advisor. Now he has half my money, and I don't have a pot to piss in.

by Just say no October 22, 2008

Financial Light

Nickname for the beer 'Natural Light', which is one of the most inexpenisve beers around.

Dude 1: Hey man, What are you drinking?

Dude 2: Financial light all the way! it might taste like shit, but it sure is cheap!

by ChaDMcBaDD March 28, 2009

high-fiving yul brenner

Male masturbation

Little Jimmy's mother caught him from "high-fiving Yul Brenner" again.

by Yul June 4, 2003

financial fucking

when you over pay for something

A: "Yeah when i saw my roaming charges from my European vacation I was shocked"
B: "It was a financial fucking?"
A "Yeah they raped me dirty, a sick financial fucking."

by jop1229 April 21, 2009

Financial-Bulimia

A mental condition that causes a person to take great enjoyment or pride in returning a recently purchased item to get their money back.

My wife loves to shop all day then returned a large portion of items at the end of the day because she suffers from Financial-Bulimia.

by bigsky March 8, 2009

Filanthi

Someone who loves and cares for you very much. A Filanthi will love shopping, animals, travelling and Lady Gaga. She can sometimes be blind to obvious situations, but it's cute, she's forgiven easily. She can make friends easily and has a great life going for her! :)

OMG, I'm so happy I have a Filanthi in my life! :)

by anonymous2306 June 26, 2010