FAP

Acronym for "fat ass puss." Commonly used in the bodybuilding world referring to a fat guy that thinks he is muscular and developed.

That guy over there is a FAP.

by Ferguson/Templeton/Duff January 1, 2009

FAP

FAP is the sound your hand makes on your dick when you jack off rapidly.

I need to cum! I'm gonna FAP!

by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020

Fap

To "fiercely slap" someone who has wronged you or is just being annoying

This better not be a prank bro, I swear I will fap you in the face so hard!

by Keith_not_Kieth May 28, 2015

Fap

Male masterbation to porn

*fap *fap*fap Wife walks in " WTF!!!!!!!"

by Creamymemes April 18, 2018

Fap

A short and humorous word for masturbation. It originates from the sound that is made when someone is so brutal and inconsiderate to their cock when they're masturbating, that it makes a sound from the strokes.

I don't need porn to fap.

by Kylezzzzlol January 8, 2009

Fap

The sound of jacking off in japanese comics and in my self-drawn comics.

I just fapped so hard my dick is numb.

by TehDoomDude June 28, 2010

Fap

To fap is to have to jerk-off afterwards due to not getting your load off during sex. Also used as an insulting term in the modern-tense of “jerk-off”

“Alright babe I’ll just go to the bathroom and fap now since ya wouldn’t let me get a third round”
“Stop honkin your horn ya damn fap addict”

“George! Are you doing your homework in there or are ya fappin away?!

by Stringbean January 8, 2018