faghetto

a kid from Ithaca that trys to act like a wigger but at the same time is gay note these two go hand in hand

That bitchy little wigger there no word for him hes faghetto

by Skcusekim October 25, 2004

Stress Induced Butt Facheism

A disorder that causes your fache, or face, to look like a butt, often times induced by stress.

Meghan Ryan has a really bad case of stress induced butt facheism, see how her face looks like a butt?

by joemooommmaa August 13, 2010

facetious

An asshole's word for "sarcasm".

Stop being so facetious and tell me what you're going to do about the problem!

by neveruse November 10, 2009

Faceturbating

The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.

Dude I got the closest shave this morning, I was faceturbating all day long.

by chavegeek January 24, 2009

facetious

a word used exclusively by people who take themselves too seriously, while failing to convince people otherwise

John's attempt at making a joke crashed and burned. In an effort to save face and appear relatable, he announced to the room that he was merely being facetious. But not before first adjusting his monocle and tightening his ascott.

by dafed April 9, 2013

fatchet

This is a specific type of ratchet...one juicy j would likely say no to. This is a very large woman that also has ratchet tendencies (see ratchet). She tends to be the one dancing on tables/counters at parties when no one wants to see her there.

"That girl is a straight ratchet bro..."
"Do you see how big she is? She's a fatchet!!!"

"Oh shit there's a fatchet dancing on the table again and she's stripping...nobody wants to see that"

by Crainwreck July 13, 2013

Facetious

to use 'Humour' as an excuse for being a prick

Mr. Smith: So Mr. Jones, I heard your Girlfriend had enough of you

Mr. Jones: Shut up you, you know she died, Don't be facetious

Mr. Smith: For goodness sake, don't be so sensitive

by Dabetts January 19, 2011