Equilibrium

Things which are balanced.

his sex life is in equilibrium with his grans.

by jesus March 28, 2003

Equilibrium

A great action movie starring Christian Bale, and featuring the highest on-screen body count of any film (non-war).

Even more than Hard Boiled.

by matt November 3, 2004

tumblr equilibrium

When you reach the point with your tumblr where you post only enough to maintain your current number of followers, not losing or gaining any.

Dude, if you keep queuing all your posts, you're gonna hit tumblr equilibrium

by lambyboo September 29, 2013

Equilibrium

The best movie ever.

yo yo I watched Equilibrium last night and I was lime "woooahhh!"

by Nooby McNoob August 3, 2003

Equi-shit

When two or more things suck as badly as one another.

"Dude I don't know what to do, my girlfriend wants me to go to salsa classes, a flower arranging workshop or a origami exhibition".
"Hmmm that's a tough one, there all equi-shit, just grow some balls and give her an angry dragon".

by Greenery November 3, 2008

equitair

Adj: Describing a personality. To be so fair you're anal and annoying to the people around you.

My sister is so equitair that when we were kids, she would divide a bag of Skittles by color then by number, and distribute them evenly between us.

by DanielnSara November 30, 2011

equidouche

Someone whose douche factor is equal to another person's level.

Person 1: Hey, have you met Kevin?

Person 2: Yeah, him and Jeff are equidouches.

by LigerBloodTN December 17, 2012