Beige nosing

To brown nose someone just a little, without kissing serious ring.

Man, Graham was sickening this morning in the CEO's office, he was beige nosing like a mother fucker.

by Greenery October 08, 2008

Equi-shit

When two or more things suck as badly as one another.

"Dude I don't know what to do, my girlfriend wants me to go to salsa classes, a flower arranging workshop or a origami exhibition".
"Hmmm that's a tough one, there all equi-shit, just grow some balls and give her an angry dragon".

by Greenery November 03, 2008

hand rapist

A lonely man who has only two girlfriends, his right hand and his left hand.

A wanker.

Does Steve have a girlfriend?

Hell no he's just a sad hand rapist.

by Greenery June 17, 2008

Shit cyclone

A largely unpleasant time where numerous bad things happen to you at once.
A 'shit storm' of great intensity.

My girlfriend's pregnant, I think I'm gay, I just got fired, my car's been impounded, my house is on fire, I think I just killed someone and I have a crazy rash on my johnson.
Dude, I'm in a friken shit cyclone.

by Greenery July 06, 2008