Equi-shit 

When two or more things suck as badly as one another.

"Dude I don't know what to do, my girlfriend wants me to go to salsa classes, a flower arranging workshop or a origami exhibition".
"Hmmm that's a tough one, there all equi-shit, just grow some balls and give her an angry dragon".

Equi-shit by Greenery November 3, 2008

EQUISHITTY 

WHEN ALL OF THE CHOICES YOU HAVE TO PICK FROM LEAD T6O A NEGATIVE OR LESS THAN OPTIMAL RESULT!

ALL OF THE FLIGHT OPTIONS THAT WERE OFFERED WERE EQUISHITTY.. ALL AVAILABLE OPTIONS WERE REDEYES WITH MULTIPLE STOPS, MIDDLE SEATS NEAR THE TOILETS!

EQUISHITTY by LOVEBACONER April 19, 2019

equishitty 

All of the choices are equally shitty options.

All available flights were EQUISHITTY. THEY WERE ALL MULT-STOP REDEYE FLIGHTS THAT HAD MIDDLE SEATS NEAR THE TOILETS!

equishitty by LOVEBACONER April 19, 2019

equishitty 

All of the choices are equally shitty options.

All available flights were EQUISHITTY. THEY WERE ALL MULT-STOP REDEYE FLIGHTS THAT HAD MIDDLE SEATS NEAR THE TOILETS!

equishitty by LOVEBACONER April 19, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022