"douchebag" literally derives from the term associated with someone filling a paper bag with feces, either their own or of an animal, and then proceeding to set that bag on fire and leave it on a doorstep of someone's house who is deserving of such a gift.
If the term "douchebag" is said ABOUT a person it is the equivalent of calling them a flaming bag of poop.
If the term "douchebag" is said ABOUT a person it is the equivalent of calling them a flaming bag of poop.
by sirieht October 23, 2015
1. A male who thinks he is the shit when he is actually just a piece of shit.
2. Males who dress in pink shirts with popped collars and crooked ball cap with too much fake gold or platinum jewelry.
3. Any teenage asshole who rides a crotch rocket down the interstate at 90 miles an hour while dodging in between cars and cutting off trucks.
4. The guy who gets way too drunk at the club or party, hits on everyone else's girl, and makes a scene if he thinks you're cockblocking him. You'll find this guy puking in the toilet or getting his pussy ass beat by the bouncers outside the club at the end of the night.
5. A male who is such a shitty piece of crap that he isn't fit to be used for vaginal hygene. The male equivalent to a cunt.
6. A male who is sociopath light. This type of male has no conscience and will resort to any sort of conduct necessary to get what he wants without concern for how his conduct might affect those around him. These males are not quite at the level of full blown sociopaths as they generally do not engage in criminal or truly evil conduct. They are more likely to resort to mean spirited and petty anti social behavior like cock blocking, adultery, rumor spreading, negative cheating, and of course threatening to attack you if you stand up to them.
2. Males who dress in pink shirts with popped collars and crooked ball cap with too much fake gold or platinum jewelry.
3. Any teenage asshole who rides a crotch rocket down the interstate at 90 miles an hour while dodging in between cars and cutting off trucks.
4. The guy who gets way too drunk at the club or party, hits on everyone else's girl, and makes a scene if he thinks you're cockblocking him. You'll find this guy puking in the toilet or getting his pussy ass beat by the bouncers outside the club at the end of the night.
5. A male who is such a shitty piece of crap that he isn't fit to be used for vaginal hygene. The male equivalent to a cunt.
6. A male who is sociopath light. This type of male has no conscience and will resort to any sort of conduct necessary to get what he wants without concern for how his conduct might affect those around him. These males are not quite at the level of full blown sociopaths as they generally do not engage in criminal or truly evil conduct. They are more likely to resort to mean spirited and petty anti social behavior like cock blocking, adultery, rumor spreading, negative cheating, and of course threatening to attack you if you stand up to them.
Brock always brags about the one time he got a meaningless touchdown in that exhibition game but never mentions all of his fumbles during the season. What a douchebag!
That douchebag just grabbed my girl's ass. Then he had the nerve to threaten to kick my ass for getting in between my girlfriend and him.
That douchebag just grabbed my girl's ass. Then he had the nerve to threaten to kick my ass for getting in between my girlfriend and him.
by phoenix 1997 July 11, 2014
Nick Bilton, whose March 10 article in the New York Times managed to explain how to be a digital/electronic douchebag for the audience of the New York Times.
Nick Bilton, of the New York Times, is such an utter douchebag that, in a section of the country and a social class noted for its production of douchebags, he is an instructor of others in how to extend douchebaggery to the digital realm.
by old lang guy March 20, 2013
a person who lives rent free with his mother. He is delusional - thinks he actually owns the house and that he's the boss of everyone living in the household. Last but not least, he thinks he's the best person in the world for graduating in four years. woop - di - doo
Oh my gosh, my friend's brother Colin Andres Lee is such a douchebag. That guy is so bad, he could go to jail for being a douche.
by CrownRoyalz January 10, 2011
A pretentious, arrogant idiot. Someone with an inflamed sense of self-worth, usually compounded with an extreme lack of intelligence. Typically does not own a mirror, for if they did, would surely be able to detect the immense level of douchebagginess they are emitting.
by TheMaddestMage August 25, 2010
n. and adj. interchangeable . One who wears a stocking cap when it is greater that 65 F and the stocking cap worn when it is over 65 F
"Hey! Nice Douchebag!, is that from Urban Outfitters?"
"Look at that douchebag! It freaking 90 degrees out."
"Look at that douchebag! It freaking 90 degrees out."
by itto July 16, 2008