dirtyrobo

Getting hit in the face by fecal particulate when spinning the wheel of excuses.

Dude, "kid ate the cell phone battery", that excuse gets him the dirtyrobo.

by czar_cornholio April 26, 2007

DirtBro

when a bunch of dudes are haven't showered for a prolonged time and hang out

Friend 1: Dude i smell so bad i haven't had a shower for days.

Friend 2: Neither have I, it doesn't matter dirtbro

by AndieO3 January 14, 2009

dirted

Getting right wrecked off your mind. Drinking copious amounts of liquid alcohol, well doing an excessive amount of drugs.

Did you see Pharrell??!!
He drank a 26 of 151, and snorted an 8-ball of coke. He was straight dirted!!

Im getting right dirted tonight. I bought a pound of weed and a 40 of whiskey. Hells ya! Party on Garth!!

by streetthug11 June 9, 2011

Darter Downs

A very old football warm up exercise created by former Apopka High School football coach Morton "Bull" Grit. It is essentially a set of squats but spelling 'Darter" in between every rep. What's funny about this is that the letters are made from the body. So if you want an exercise that really gets around, try doing some Darter Downs. You will love it! They are so fun you'll be Dartin' through the mud.

Bull: Hey Bryant, you feel like some exercise? How about a round of Darter Downs?

Bryant: Darter Downs? I don't know what you're talking about.

Bull: (growling) Sure you do. We've done these hundreds of times. Remember, you squat and spell 'Darter'? You know, you use your body to spell it. Remember how fun they are? Come on, let's do a set!

Amos: Darter Downs? I'll bet you Laotian Kips you can't do 50 of them. (saluting) Ten HUT!

Bryant: You're on, you big brig! If only Grandma Marty could see this. (Bull and Bryant start doing Darter Downs) D-A-R-T-E-R. Grrrrrr!

Bull: (laughing at Bryant) He better pay up! He lost. You know, I was once stationed in Ventiane, the capital of Laos.

Bryant: (starts doing another Darter Down) Wow! These are so much fun. From Vero Beach to Ventiane, the Darter Down's got it going on.

Bull: High wing! These rock!

Amos: You've sold me. Here's your Kips.

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 11, 2011

dicter

Someone who sits on dictionaries and leaves their butt grease

Tyler stayed after class to be a dicter.

by Fletceri000 September 8, 2016

darter bug

A make belief bug that darts out you arse and bites your balls and darts back in

Some one asks you what's your doing when scratching your balls

You just respond with "I have darter bugs"

by Jeffro19 October 12, 2019

diptersex

Diptersex, an act of wounding oneself as close to the vagina as is possible, before the wound is lightly sewn up the larva of a botfly is placed inside. The resulting irritation/ itching causes oneself to gently rub ( so as not to squish the larva) giving a prolonged and extremely powerful orgasm.

This act came to light when a junior doctor , who’s girlfriend works at the Flax Bourton Mortuary, wrote to the BMA asking if this practice was normal, the answer was yes , especially with mortuary nurse.

This weekend I’m going to have a full diptersex session

by Felching masters boy November 14, 2019