for dick

when something is insanely cheap or just too ridiculous

dude you could buy those shoes for dick

by A dingo ate my baby August 11, 2009

dick on

to maneuver around somebody, such as in a sport, usually in hockey

Shit, he absolutely dicked on that goalie.

by doogan November 17, 2004

dick

1. A slang word for a penis; another popular slang term for a penis is a cock.
2. An adjective to describe a guy who is a jerk or does mean and stupid things.

1. Man, he's got a big dick.

2. That guy is such a dick for calling me that!

by theAJbahmaster December 23, 2005

Dickness

The essence of dick

Scotty: Hayley totally wanted to blow me, but she already blew Kemper like an hour ago, so I denied her because I didn't want his dickness all up on my cock.

by KemperHoeDoes April 18, 2011

dicked

yet another term for sex.

hey girl, you ever been dicked by two guys in a corolla?

by darth eadz August 11, 2005

dick

A man's private part used to pee/to have sex.

Sandy zipped his pants down as his long dick went out as he peed in the urinal.

by coolquack7 November 11, 2014

dick

1. A slang for penis
2. A second brain
3. A complete asshole

1. My dick is bigger than any girl's imagination!!!
2. Johnson, stop thinking with your dick again and get rid of that boner!
3. Johnny: I just had sex with your girlfriend last night.

Mark: Shut up, you stupid dick, and fuck off!

by Hugebanana234 February 09, 2010