dorito queef

When a pussy farts out dust.

Your mom is so old her pussy is full of Dorito queefs.

by dr dorito August 12, 2016

Dorito Milk

A state of matter in which Dorito and Milk are fused at the molecular level. Can be changed into Hot Sauce Dorito Milk by adding Satans breath, the only thing hot enough to make Dorito Milk warm.

Boy: hey girl, want some Dorito Milk
Girl: yes. Let’s fuk
Boy: ok now

by FooBooTheGreat March 8, 2019

A devito

Drinking about 13 cans of beer on a night to represent Danny Devito's height. If you stacked the cans you just drank, danny devito would stand about this tall.

I did a devito last night, how was your night?
I have a huge hangover from that devito last night

by lebowski1234 July 8, 2010

triple devito

The Triple DeVito is when three men in a college dorm room simultaneously fuck a girl who strikingly resembles Danny DeVito .

"Did you see Bailey?"

"Bailey who?"

"The one who looks like Danny DeVito."

"Oh! Yeah man, want to get together and Triple DeVito that?"

by DeVitrix September 21, 2013

deadly dorito

A type of suicide pact involving three people, where everyone stands in a triangle and shoots the person to their right.

Hey, I heard Simon, Michael, and Rachel are gonna do a deadly dorito tonight.

by LegenDairyBS February 12, 2018

Doritos

what fat people eat when they are alone

Rahul: Where would you be with out me
STeven: Eating doritos in a dark corner

by adibidibi March 29, 2003

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008