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man delay

When a female text messages a guy, but he does not respond until hours later and usually with a one word response.
I texted _________ (insert guy's name) six hours ago about plans for tonight and he finally texted back saying "yeah"... uugghh I HATE man delay!!
by GFYslotslot October 21, 2011
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Delaya

Delaya is a smart person usually. She oftens likes to keep to herself but shows a lot of her personality. Delaya likes to look up to people who are good example to others also. Delaya has a few close friends she can trust. Someone named Maya would be like a sister to her. Delaya is very rare so don't be so easy.
Delaya is so fuckin amazing
by Jessica Banders November 15, 2017
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Delfin

A girl with the biggest booty of them all aka sexy peach
Dam that girl is Delfin
by Moldy toast November 5, 2020
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sploosh delay

Sploosh Delay is the silence that occurs for about 2 or 3 seconds after a port-o-potty has been tipped over. After this silence, a fairly loud "splooshing" sound can easily be heard. At this point, whatever was inside the toilet will come flowing out of the openings at the top of the port-o-potty, and also out of the door if it was tipped on its face.
Hellraiser 1: Alright dude it's down! Let's get the fuck out of here!!

Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?

Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!

Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!
by TZR July 6, 2005
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Delfina

When Dasani and Aquafina get together and have a baby.
Dasani and Aquafina had a baby, Delfina.
by Mr. WordSmith February 5, 2010
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Delft

Delft the city of William of Orange. It is nice! Home to the best Architectural school in the world!
Milan: Lets go party in Delft.
Andreas: It will me HOT.
Tim: Not!
by Andreas of Orange March 28, 2009
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Congressman Delay

A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
Congressman Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.
by Dungheap June 1, 2006
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