When a female text messages a guy, but he does not respond until hours later and usually with a one word response.
I texted _________ (insert guy's name) six hours ago about plans for tonight and he finally texted back saying "yeah"... uugghh I HATE man delay!!
by GFYslotslot October 21, 2011
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Get the Delfin mug.Sploosh Delay is the silence that occurs for about 2 or 3 seconds after a port-o-potty has been tipped over. After this silence, a fairly loud "splooshing" sound can easily be heard. At this point, whatever was inside the toilet will come flowing out of the openings at the top of the port-o-potty, and also out of the door if it was tipped on its face.
Hellraiser 1: Alright dude it's down! Let's get the fuck out of here!!
Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?
Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!
Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!
Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?
Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!
Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!
by TZR July 6, 2005
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by Andreas of Orange March 28, 2009
Get the Delft mug.A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
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