Edward Cullen

A FICTIONAL character from the poorly written book series Twilight, depicted as a vampire despite having no traditional vampire traits as portrayed in medieval folklore, and somehow sparkles in sunlight, he is the obsession of hundreds of thousands of girls of all age groups and many believe him to be real despite his entire existence being words and ink on paper, and many females who read the books no longer date human men because they are waiting for "there edward" and they set ridiculously high standards which will never be met as they are humanly impossible, literally humanly impossible

Girl on facebook group " I love Edward Cullen I dont know how I just do"
Me Posting on different facebook group against this"the next generation of the western world is doomed all because of a fictional sparkling vampire"

by ihatecullenalot April 8, 2009

Edward Cullen

A stupid fuck and Mary Sue- corrupting dangerous amounts of people every day with his ~*SPARKLY SKIN*~ and retardation.
A character from "Twilight" one of the shittiest and worst written series in existance.

"EDWARD CULLEN SPARKLED SO MUCH I CREAMED MYSELF"

by SPARKLYROCK January 14, 2009

Cally

My BEST friend!
Not yours, sorry she is taken!

Hey Cally how are you doing?

by DOGGIEAWESOME99 April 26, 2019

Edward Cullen

1) Fictional character of the book series "Twiglight". He is supposed to be a mean killer vampire but in reality, he is a pussy who sparkles when exposed to the sun.

Any man who is a fan of Edward Cullen is either gay or a closet homosexual.

2) To look like a flaming faggot.

1) Edward: "This is the face of a monster" (goes under the sun ray... then begins to sparkle like a fairy)

Bella: "OMG, you're beautiful"

Edward: "No shit Sherlock! I'm glittery faggot!"

2) Dude, what are you wearing? You look like Edward Cullen

by BadassDude June 29, 2009

Cugly

Cute and fugly.

He's so cute but so fugly. He's cugly

by OKURNESSEABJ October 27, 2019

Edward Cullen Brain

-Noun

1.) An exaggeration of how the brain looks like the skin of Twilight characterEdward Cullen after doing lines of Adderall; pale white and sparkly.

1.) I've got Edward Cullen Brain.

by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010

Culling

Culling is the process of seasonally removing friends from a group based on specific criteria. This is done either to reinforce certain desirable characteristics, such as werewolfism (the term for having fun drunken alter egos), or to remove certain undesirable characteristics, such as snailism (the term for excessively hanging around when no one wants you there). The process of culling usually involves large amounts of salt.

Culling Gale the Snail: "Nobody likes salting the snail, but she leaves you no choice."

by AlwaysSunny August 12, 2011