Crank

A computer controlled opponent in an video, computer, or arcade game.

Bobby's too chickenshit to play against anyone in Street Fighter II. He only plays against the crank.

by james bow June 11, 2006

Crank

Having a wank whilst crying or to break down during said wank and start crying.

Pronunciation: crr-ang-c

Man 1: Had a wank while the mrs was watching titanic the other day

Man 2: did you start cranking at the end of it?

Man 1: Of course not, im not a girl

The mrs: theres no need to lie love. and don't worry, i found it endearing. its like i told you before, boys don't cry, men do

Man 2: hahahahahahahahaha!

Man 1: fuck off!

Man two continues laughing untill he pisses himself. Then man one starts laughing.........

by hi11m4n August 22, 2010

crank

to masturbate.

Think I'm just gonna go home, eat a tv dinner, and crank one out.

by chefsoski November 21, 2010

crank

a bitch ass latin king or VL

ay folk lood at them cranks ova there and his gurl got a phat booty

by GOOFY G February 5, 2009

crank

verb, to crank

Gluttonous eating without regards to your roomates.

We are all out of food because Russell has been cranking all day.

by JWeezer June 11, 2006

crank

An excretion deriving from the male/female sex organs more commonly known as sperm,cum,or pussy juice.

I cranked on that ho until she drowned in it.

by Zzan February 13, 2009

crank

Any drug that can be used intravenously. most likely to be heroin, of any grade.

That's a big bag of crank.

by Pokendeye June 11, 2006