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The continuous moaner

One who frequently and randomly lets out moans for no apparent reason. May be result of mental disability.
An example of the continuous moaner is Jourdan Greene.
by thefriendwhopostsmeanwords October 29, 2009
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Cornilious

The "cornilious" is most often used as a break up tactic when a couple is having sex and the male poops in his hand quietly and then throws it in his girlfriends face and rubs it in.
Greg just pulled a cornilious on his girlfriend now hes single again.
by Brownstien 3000 September 10, 2008
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Universal Consciousness

That with which homo sapiens will be reunited via what has commenced as the internet. Universal Consciousness, by definition, has no corporeal aspect other than that which it enjoys having been imbued into intelligent, i.e.consious, organisms -- one of which is homo sapiens. Other, perhaps superior, examples include marine mammals, especially porpoises and dolphins with high brain mass / convolution depth and frequency to body mass ratio. But how,for now anyway, can we speak for them? We can't. So, back to the "big uplink"....

Allow me to abbreviate Universal Consciousness... god. OK... god can't feel a thing. In the past, the role of homo sapiens in bringing some tactile and, whoa, much other, input to god has been popularly, an understatement, interpreted in such terms as "...he gave his only begotten son..." Whatever.

In reality, it is simpler and much less emotional than that: God can't feel... so we're here to feel and report back. Enough with the only begotten son crap, in my opinion.

So the Big Uplink has been under way for ages... only without the link having yet formed. Enter: the internet.

Bottom line: eventually all human tactile, corporeal, emotional, intellectual, and perceived spiritual experience is made knowable for god through that which has started out as digital technology. Eventually, bodies become obsolete. Eventually, all physical experience from chidbirth -- from both points of view -- through death -- from a virtually infinite number of points of view -- is translated into 1's and 0's, or wherever digital leads... and god -- ready for this? -- GETS IT. There's your "meaning of life", eh?

Anybody have an explanation more intuitively satisfying? What else could we be doing here? Let's here it...
God cannot feel... that is why we are here... and that is what we, as a species, have to report back. Corporeal to pure intelligence... it starts with the 'net. Eventually it's all back to Clear Light.
by Littleflower November 15, 2004
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continuous drug use

1)A person that has a chronic disease, mental illness or learning disability that will have to take medication for the rest of their lives, or for extremly long periods of time. 2) A person that uses a drug legal/illegal over a long period of time. 3) A person who has made repeated attempts to stop using a drug, but even with periods of abstinence the person ends up using again. See chronic relapse
Most people in todays shelter system have nothing, which is a direct result of their continuous drug use.

Diabetics need to prepare themselves for a lifetime of continuous drug use.

Someone who has had continuous drug use of marijuana and has never been able to stop for more then a day, it's safe to say they're a pot head.
by Italian Princess October 9, 2006
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consciously uncoupled

Getting divorced or separating from a partner.
Gwyenth & Chris have "consciously uncoupled".
by Jazz80 April 25, 2014
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Containious

When you see someone holding a container, then you find yourself holding a container too, or vice versa.
As he was holding a heavy box full of tools, he witnessed someone holding one as well.
"Damn, it's containious!"
by blonde nympho September 8, 2014
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conscious-etarian

Someone who chooses to be conscious of the food that they eat, does not define a diet solely on one modality of eating. A person who chooses quality or source, in most instance local, organic, non-GMO, or wild food preferences. Redefined omnivore, with dietary stipulations.
I don't consider myself a vegan, though I eat primarily a plant-based diet, I prefer to be considered a conscious-etarian, because I eat dairy, meat, and eggs upon knowing where it comes from.
by Wildcraft August 14, 2017
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