confrazzle

essentially a combination of confound and frazzle, but exaggerated. Used to express confusion that borders on maddening.

That girl is super cute, but her actions lately confrazzle me!

by The Rev. Jesse Lee November 10, 2008

confratulations

A form of Congratulations, which involves sex after

"yeah its like Confratulations! *fcks*

by Anonymousoooo November 9, 2007

condalulu

The toielt. Used mostly by younger people.

hey could I use your condalulu?

by aussie1986 June 11, 2008

Concrapulations

When you sarcastically congratulate someone when they achieve something you don't really give a shit about.

Derrick: I beat your sister at connect 4!
Ronald: Concrapulations!

or

Julia: I finally finished knitting my hat yesterday!
Lisa: Concrapulations.

by MarshmellowMartian February 10, 2012

conbrain

A conservative, sometimes used pejoratively

Why do these conbrains hate poor people, hate gays and love guns?

by tory borty March 8, 2013

Confrats

A term used to congratulate someone for being like a fraternity member.

John: Dude there were a lot of girls at that party last night, did you get any numbers?
Scott: Nah man, I was way too turnt, I just tried to kiss people.
John: Wow, confrats!

by Tripl3Tak3 December 14, 2015

Congradyoufuckinglations

Congrats but fuck you

"Thanks for reporting our site and improving user experience but sincerely from our team - Congradyoufuckinglations :)"

by Nulll October 4, 2016