A specifically engineered sex toy for use in the rectum. It specifically is constructed to mimic a standard butt plug with the addition of an authentic raccoon tail affixed to the non business end. Midwestern in origin, the original idea of using a sex toy with an attached fur bearer tail came from the bowels of Portland Oregon's passive-agressive underground swinger scene
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Hipster 2: I prefer a Portland choad tickler, especially with a cup of stumptown coffee and a voodoo doughnut.
Hipster 2: I prefer a Portland choad tickler, especially with a cup of stumptown coffee and a voodoo doughnut.
by Theragingidiot May 18, 2021
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a complete, and utterly disturbed individual. He is a crazy womanizing skank ass bitch who is in complete denial about his sexual orientation. If you would like a better definition, please watch I Love You Man.
by psychgenius April 6, 2010
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(2) The perenium, the area in between the scrotum and anus. Also called grundle, gooch, taint, or durf.
(3) A chunky load.
(2) The perenium, the area in between the scrotum and anus. Also called grundle, gooch, taint, or durf.
(3) A chunky load.
(1) Have you seen Danny's choad? That thing looks like a hockey puck!
(2) Remember kids: Never wipe backwards, or you'll smear feces all over your choad.
(3) Sheila said she spent an hour cleaning off that choad he blew on her face.
(2) Remember kids: Never wipe backwards, or you'll smear feces all over your choad.
(3) Sheila said she spent an hour cleaning off that choad he blew on her face.
by The Ogre December 28, 2005
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2) A man that enjoys playing with a choad.
2) A man that enjoys playing with a choad.
1) My boyfriend and I are choad monglers together.
2) Don't be mean to me because im a choad mongler and like to play with his little choad.
2) Don't be mean to me because im a choad mongler and like to play with his little choad.
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Someone who is a master of the choads. While it can apply literally, it is often used as a more general insult.
Combining the prefix choad and the suffix meister. See choad and see meister for specific definitions
Someone who is a master of the choads. While it can apply literally, it is often used as a more general insult.
Combining the prefix choad and the suffix meister. See choad and see meister for specific definitions
My teacher is such a choadmeister. Only a true choadmeister would assign a huge project over winter break.
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