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Kayleigh Burton

She is nice and sweet and is Best Friends with an Audrey Conradi
Audrey Conradi: Kayleigh Burton is my best friend
by 😈Shawdy44😉 September 18, 2020
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Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey

To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.
"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."
by Don Heflin March 22, 2022
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Buttons

A series of nuts & bolts that hold a 3 piece wheel together. These wheels are very expensive because of the forging process and the ability to stagger offsets to create large lips.
"I be mashin out on something European on them buttons"
by Dru05vette May 28, 2008
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Burtoning

Refers to when one goes snowboarding with all Burton gear (hard and soft goods). Usually happens by accident as when one Burton product is purchased it tends to be incompatible with anything else on the market.
I can't wait for it to start snowing, I really want to go burtoning!

Why did I buy this over priced Burton board? Now I have to buy these over priced Burton bindings because nothing else will fit. Oh well I guess I'll just go burtoning this year...
by 8===D --- ('o') April 1, 2009
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Burton

A Burton is a word used to describe an AGB or after grog bog. Generally a sticky yet runny type of excrement after a big night out on the booze.
Peki awoke this morning hungover and with an intense stomach ache, he turned to me and said 'I really need to burton!'

Davestrizl walked into the Zam mens room to a somewhat disgusting aroma, he then proceeded to yell 'Who took a massive Burton?'
by Lebanese Chef February 21, 2009
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Tim Burton Goth

Typically twelve-to-fourteen-year-old girls who think of themsevles as unique, avant garde, and artfully dark because they've watched Edward Sciscor Hands and The Nightmare Before Christmas, and can see the humor in "Happy Bunny" t-shirts (which they wear unrelentingly).
Example: twelve-to-fourteen-year-old girls who think of themsevles as unique, avant garde, and artfully dark because they've watched Edward Sciscor Hands and The Nightmare Before Christmas, and can see the "humor" in "Happy Bunny" t-shirts.
by Cronny September 10, 2005
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ButtonstheClown

The original Emo Ranger; but can be used to denote one who cries while masturbating.
"Oh man, you're making me feel like ButtonstheClown; and that usualy doesn't happen untill after I masturbate to the banners on battle.net"
by Mephiston November 29, 2004
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