bookless

Someone who is illiterate. They can not read, write, do math or anything that is required to get anywhere in life. They also have no inrest nor show any effort to become unbookless. They are proud to be Bookless!

He is bookless, and he doesn't want to learn to read or function as an adult.

He managed to trick the government to take care of him because he is bookless.

He is not embarressed that children, even his own, can read while he remains bookless.

by who need school when u got ODS April 13, 2009

fruit booter

a fruit booter is an inline skater

i am proud to be a fruit booter

by nick alvinator October 7, 2004

boogler

A person, preferably with no musical experiance or inclination whatsoever, who chooses to "google" bands when they hear the name of them, and proceed to download them, and infringe upon the coolness of the people who know that band.

Yo, that girl Sammi is such a boogler. I hate her.

by Mickey. January 9, 2006

bootleg

The opposite of Legit

Cole W is pretty much the most bootleg person on earth

by Cole wilson October 29, 2007

cooter booter

Similar to the cunt punt, a cooter booter is when you kick someone in the cooter because they have wronged you, pissed you off, or are a disgrace to humanity.

That bitch stole my parking spot, let's give her the cooter booter.

by AngelaMay blahhaha December 28, 2007

bootleg friend

(n) A person who you may tell to their face they are your friend or a person who you don't actually like/trust for whatever character flaw. They may be in your friend circle but on a one-on-one basis they are not a friend to you. However you keep them around because for whatever reason it may be, they help you in some way.

Jim: Why do you chill with Eric? I hear he snitched on Kenny. Plus he's kind of a dick to your sister.

Greg: Because he can get me alcohol. He's pretty stupid so he doesn't know I hang with him just to get me drinks. He's just a bootleg friend.

by analyzer August 17, 2010

boodlez

tha amount of money u gotz

person 1: how much boodlez u hav?
person 2: enuff ta get a dove

by boodlez May 2, 2006