blogflogging

v. Ass-kicking via blog

If these blog stalkers don't get off my blog, I'm going to give them a blogflogging.

by Jai Johnson September 28, 2006

BLOFH

Bastard Linux Operator From Hell. A maniacal and savage linux system administrator. Someone who gets kicks out of killing other user's screen sessions and redirecting home directories to /dev/null.

Bob: Hey is Derek the one killing irssi and piping ascii dicks into the physical terminal?
James: Yea he's a real BLOFH

by Nexuz July 8, 2011

BlobFish

Moshan

A blobfish sucks blob dick. It has a land form and a water form

by Why the Fuk r u looking here?? August 14, 2018

blobfite

The ONLY reply that beats the fearful reply “no u” and it only works if you have the emoji, an alternative would be saying “fite me”.

It is the INSTANT win in a conversation.

Guy 1: ur mom gay lol
Guy 2: no u
Everyone: OHHHHH
Guy 1: fite me :blobfite:
Everyone: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by L'mone 🍋 December 11, 2018

bloefter

When you are eating ass and they accidentally fart in your mouth.

Dude, did you just give me a bloefter? You should have warned me...

by sedsimplea February 8, 2019

bloof

Something that you have desire for.

I really have a bloof for some ice cream right now.

by nahbruh48 April 6, 2019

blomegranate

Similar to blumpkin, a blomegranate is the act of providing fellatio to someone passing a kidney stone.

Me: Oh god, I'm in so much pain from this kidney stone.
M'lady: Well maybe I could give you a blomegranate to help cancel out the pain with pleasure, and then I'll suck that kidney stone right up.

Me: Wow, babe! That'd be fantastic!

by covian June 5, 2020