After a guy relieves himself in the art of cream pie, his lover dismounts and stands above the relaxed gent's body legs agape, then proceeds in pushing the sir's juice out onto the face, body, etc. Blanketing him in the elixir of life.
Marcus: Hey, Taylor, what happen to your head?
Taylor: I hit my head on the ceiling fan while giving my boyfriend a "Pearl Blanket". That sleeping bastard looked like a mummy.
Marcus: That's rough, what did he do?
Taylor: That asshole gave me a "Houdini" the other night
Marcus: LOL where is he now?
Taylor: In the shower washing the "daycare" off of him.
Taylor: I hit my head on the ceiling fan while giving my boyfriend a "Pearl Blanket". That sleeping bastard looked like a mummy.
Marcus: That's rough, what did he do?
Taylor: That asshole gave me a "Houdini" the other night
Marcus: LOL where is he now?
Taylor: In the shower washing the "daycare" off of him.
by Kholer23 May 7, 2015
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Many know Randy Blankenship as a stellar football coach and role model. Basing his techniques and playing type off of the famous Alabama Football Program, he has led numerous different teams to numerous league titles.
Some of his most noteable quotes are:
“It all comes down to, what do you want”
“So what, now what”
“See that black bag over there? Bring it here”
Some of his most noteable quotes are:
“It all comes down to, what do you want”
“So what, now what”
“See that black bag over there? Bring it here”
by Placer September 12, 2018
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Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.
Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.
Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.
"Derek and I haven't had sex in 4 months but he's engaged with his video games instead of me."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."
by Clicky Crisp December 27, 2019
Get the Moist Blanket mug.A full beer that is poured after the request or stated they only want a half of a beer.
Generally used as a means to increase the length of good times and to further inebriate the recipient.
Generally used as a means to increase the length of good times and to further inebriate the recipient.
Hey, barkeep, can I have a half of a beer?
Sure, here’s a Joe Blanke Half *hands customer a full beer*
Sure, here’s a Joe Blanke Half *hands customer a full beer*
by Darryl from PA March 11, 2022
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Get the spank-it blanket mug.Human blanket is when a person lies on top of another, and they synchronize their breathing. Both lies stomach down for full effect.
by Ki9 October 20, 2011
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