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Pearl Blanket

After a guy relieves himself in the art of cream pie, his lover dismounts and stands above the relaxed gent's body legs agape, then proceeds in pushing the sir's juice out onto the face, body, etc. Blanketing him in the elixir of life.
Marcus: Hey, Taylor, what happen to your head?
Taylor: I hit my head on the ceiling fan while giving my boyfriend a "Pearl Blanket". That sleeping bastard looked like a mummy.
Marcus: That's rough, what did he do?
Taylor: That asshole gave me a "Houdini" the other night
Marcus: LOL where is he now?
Taylor: In the shower washing the "daycare" off of him.
by Kholer23 May 7, 2015
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stank blanket

Another name for the Dutch oven or covered wagon. Pulling the covers over your partner's head and farting, trapping him/her with the stank.
by t-bone99 May 20, 2016
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Randy Blankenship

Many know Randy Blankenship as a stellar football coach and role model. Basing his techniques and playing type off of the famous Alabama Football Program, he has led numerous different teams to numerous league titles.

Some of his most noteable quotes are:
“It all comes down to, what do you want”
“So what, now what”
“See that black bag over there? Bring it here”
Randy Blankenship led his football team to a league championship last season.
by Placer September 12, 2018
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Moist Blanket

A person with no sex drive and the personality of a brick.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.

Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.
"Derek and I haven't had sex in 4 months but he's engaged with his video games instead of me."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."
by Clicky Crisp December 27, 2019
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Joe Blanke Half

A full beer that is poured after the request or stated they only want a half of a beer.

Generally used as a means to increase the length of good times and to further inebriate the recipient.
Hey, barkeep, can I have a half of a beer?

Sure, here’s a Joe Blanke Half *hands customer a full beer*
by Darryl from PA March 11, 2022
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spank-it blanket

A spooge covered blanket as coined by Jeff Cohen
Before falling asleep, he pleasured himself and cleaned it up with his spank-it blanket.
by Muppetgirl June 3, 2014
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Human Blanket

Human blanket is when a person lies on top of another, and they synchronize their breathing. Both lies stomach down for full effect.
"I'm so tired..."
"Then let's go cuddle! I'll be your human blanket!"
by Ki9 October 20, 2011
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