a person who has average/high levels of intelligence but is unbelieveably slow at undertaking menial tasks, such as washing up, pouring a glass of water or trying to tie their shoe laces. following in on from this, people who they then come into contact with, end up becoming slow at tasks they are involved with, even if they are usually efficient.
Ben: hey buddy, howcome you're taking so long? we're going to miss our flight?
Tim: sorry, ive just been on the phone to matt, i don't know whats gotten over me
Ben: the barker effect strikes again
Tim: sorry, ive just been on the phone to matt, i don't know whats gotten over me
Ben: the barker effect strikes again
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What was that sound that came from your butt and smells bad grandpa? That was a spider bark, my boy.
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Due to the intensity and emotion of the statement, a booze bark often resembles the bark of a German shepherd or other oversized canines.
A booze bark will most often occur in loud clubs or Uber rides home, but it may also come to pass by late-night voicemails, at office happy hours, and during going-away parties.
Due to the intensity and emotion of the statement, a booze bark often resembles the bark of a German shepherd or other oversized canines.
A booze bark will most often occur in loud clubs or Uber rides home, but it may also come to pass by late-night voicemails, at office happy hours, and during going-away parties.
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Dude I just dropped a furry barker you better clear out now. Damn bro I wondered wtf that growl was.
I could taste my own furry barker.
The dude in the stool was dropping some furry barkers.
I could taste my own furry barker.
The dude in the stool was dropping some furry barkers.
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A: Hey, that rollercoaster ride was pretty Ωbaars!
B: Indeed, but that queue was not so Ωbaars.
C: Hello, I really need your help with moving. When are you free?
D: Ωbaars.
E: Have you Ωbaars'd the boss stage?
F: Yes I have! I completely Ωbaars'd the boss with my supreme intellect.
B: Indeed, but that queue was not so Ωbaars.
C: Hello, I really need your help with moving. When are you free?
D: Ωbaars.
E: Have you Ωbaars'd the boss stage?
F: Yes I have! I completely Ωbaars'd the boss with my supreme intellect.
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