apestonkers

A condition of extreme pain and confusion resulting in violence directed at all living things.

Sam and Jason disliked their roommate, Stonks, considerably. One night they put jalapeno juice in his eye contact solution so that the next morning, when he put his contacts on,Stonks fell to his knees in writhing agony. Knowing someone had to pay but not knowing who, Stonks went apestonkers on Rio de Janeiro, sending thirty humans and other mammals to the hospital, including many who were on the wrong end of a Stonks donkey kick.

by Jerry Manderpubes January 29, 2007

ApeStorm

To become so intensely angry, so massively incensed that you begin to resemble a Ape during a thunderstorm i.e throwing your shit about, shaking kids in pushchairs, tearing zookeepers in half.

Imagine yourself as King Kong on amphetamines, just as you find out godzillas taken a dump on your car.

He's thrown such an furious ApeStorm that not even the Buddha, Gandhi and The Rock could stop him!

by Neil Davis September 7, 2005

apes

A term short for Apprentices at Camp Modin-a summer camp in Maine (the inspiration for the movie Wet Hot American Summer). The oldest group of campers. Usually such close friends they consider themselves family. Each ape is assigned a bunk to be in charge of-similar to a CIT or councelor-in-training. Most people consider their "Ape summer" to be the best summer of their lives.

Apes 2006 were okay, Apes 2007 will be better.

by Camp Modin June 12, 2007

bathin apes

the rare occurance of african americans bathing.

"yo man i just hit up the spa found me some bathin apes"
"word?"

by danelmag October 10, 2007

apesicle

An ape on a popsicle stick

Anyang was dissapointed to see that, after opening his freezer, all the apesicles were consumed (Noun)

Apeyornus was diagnosed with apesicality, due to his excessive growth of hair and ape like features (Verb)

by Apeyornus April 19, 2007

Apecot

Apecot is a term used to describe an issue or situation that is both epcot and apeshit.

"Dude, my old lady went ballistic on me when I got home from surfing Trestles. What an Apecot day!"

Analysis: The dude had a killer surf session that was epcot. Then, the dude got home and his old lady went apeshit on him for being late, not calling her to tell her, being away from home and who knows what else.

by grippedclimer July 30, 2010

apestoso

a dirty smelly asshole. someones who doesn't care if they stink or not.

steve stunk up the restroom and left the ass gasket on the toilet seat, he is an apestoso

by johny g string September 28, 2008