Apecot 

Apecot is a term used to describe an issue or situation that is both epcot and apeshit.

"Dude, my old lady went ballistic on me when I got home from surfing Trestles. What an Apecot day!"

Analysis: The dude had a killer surf session that was epcot. Then, the dude got home and his old lady went apeshit on him for being late, not calling her to tell her, being away from home and who knows what else.

Apecot by grippedclimer July 30, 2010

apecot 

slang for oxey

hey boss, we have problems with the apecot supply

apecot by ❁₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.⋆｡ﾟ☁｡⋆｡ꕥ☾𓍊𓋼 ♡ ☆✿ December 25, 2023

apect

a little used version of the word "masturbate" . also known as Apecting while in the act of doing.

watching this porn makes me feel like i have to apect. Apecting 6 times a day may lead to sore hands.

apect by johnny mc awesome April 14, 2008

Apecat 

An ancient empyreal beast that is both ape and cat, and entirely man, hailing from the frigid northern reaches of Finland. It is widely accepted that Apecat is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Apecat is da shit.
Fuck yeah.

Apecat by Zegeroth August 4, 2007

apecon 

The act of being conned by an ape.

Person 1: Man, that ape just stole $500 000.00 from me!

Person 2: Man, that sucks. Its not fun being apeconned.

apecon by AntiGoned October 5, 2009

apecord 

The former Discord server for the subreddit “r/ape”. In it members would shitpost memes of the “monke” variety.
The Apecord was made on July 14th, 2020 by the new owner of r/ape, AlexNah/Nahster. This begins the “Apecord 1” phase, Apecord 1 was looked upon fondly by veteran members as a genuinely good server. On December 12th, 2020, Mis (a server moderator) was hacked by someone posing as Nahster and the original Apecord was nuked. The day following 12/12, a new Apecord was made by Nahster, and Mis was never given mod again. This began what many call the downfall of the Apecord, beginning the “Apecord 2” phase of the lore. During this phase, one user named BigMonkus, shortened to just Monkus, became influential over the server, transitioning it to a more edgy server, the kind people who say “based and redpilled” unironically would be in. At one point he even became mod, but was quickly demodded. The major turning point was that the head mod, Sugar Monke was doxxed by Monkus for banning him. He revealed her nudes, address, etc. This is considered the point of no return for the Apecord, as many veteran users began to slowly leave for other servers like the Lucycord, made by one of the Apecord users. Several veteran users joined a gc made by me, Pepsi, but that isn’t important. On June 10th, 2021, Nahster deleted the Apecord because the head mod, Gordon said he wouldn’t. This begins the “Post-Apecord Renaissance” phase of the lore.

A: “I’m in the Apecord”
B proceeds to move 50 miles away from A and files a restraining order on them

apecord by pepsitwice July 4, 2021

apect

a little used version of the word "masturbate" . also known as Apecting while in the act of doing.

watching this porn makes me feel like i have to apect.

apect by johnny mc awesome April 13, 2008