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Apecot is a term used to describe an issue or situation that is both epcot and apeshit.
"Dude, my old lady went ballistic on me when I got home from surfing Trestles. What an Apecot day!"

Analysis: The dude had a killer surf session that was epcot. Then, the dude got home and his old lady went apeshit on him for being late, not calling her to tell her, being away from home and who knows what else.
Apecot by grippedclimer July 30, 2010
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a little used version of the word "masturbate" . also known as Apecting while in the act of doing.
watching this porn makes me feel like i have to apect. Apecting 6 times a day may lead to sore hands.
apect by johnny mc awesome April 14, 2008
An ancient empyreal beast that is both ape and cat, and entirely man, hailing from the frigid northern reaches of Finland. It is widely accepted that Apecat is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Apecat is da shit.
Fuck yeah.
Apecat by Zegeroth August 4, 2007
The act of being conned by an ape.
Person 1: Man, that ape just stole $500 000.00 from me!

Person 2: Man, that sucks. Its not fun being apeconned.
apecon by AntiGoned October 5, 2009
The former Discord server for the subreddit “r/ape”. In it members would shitpost memes of the “monke” variety.
The Apecord was made on July 14th, 2020 by the new owner of r/ape, AlexNah/Nahster. This begins the “Apecord 1” phase, Apecord 1 was looked upon fondly by veteran members as a genuinely good server. On December 12th, 2020, Mis (a server moderator) was hacked by someone posing as Nahster and the original Apecord was nuked. The day following 12/12, a new Apecord was made by Nahster, and Mis was never given mod again. This began what many call the downfall of the Apecord, beginning the “Apecord 2” phase of the lore. During this phase, one user named BigMonkus, shortened to just Monkus, became influential over the server, transitioning it to a more edgy server, the kind people who say “based and redpilled” unironically would be in. At one point he even became mod, but was quickly demodded. The major turning point was that the head mod, Sugar Monke was doxxed by Monkus for banning him. He revealed her nudes, address, etc. This is considered the point of no return for the Apecord, as many veteran users began to slowly leave for other servers like the Lucycord, made by one of the Apecord users. Several veteran users joined a gc made by me, Pepsi, but that isn’t important. On June 10th, 2021, Nahster deleted the Apecord because the head mod, Gordon said he wouldn’t. This begins the “Post-Apecord Renaissance” phase of the lore.
A: “I’m in the Apecord”
B proceeds to move 50 miles away from A and files a restraining order on them
apecord by pepsitwice July 4, 2021
a little used version of the word "masturbate" . also known as Apecting while in the act of doing.
watching this porn makes me feel like i have to apect.
apect by johnny mc awesome April 13, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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