woofen 'em

another way of saying your bullshittin

girl:i made $500 today
guy:man! your woofen 'em

by d_&_m0_ October 16, 2008

Woofer sniffer

When someone sniffes a dogs woofer (mouth)

Clint likes to be a woofer sniffer

by Eat my beater skeater June 11, 2018

Cock-woofer

Noun- A dog, of retriever breed, located on a farm where male chickens are the primary animal. Used to keep chickens in line and from running off while during inspection.

The other day while I was on the farm, I happened to see the Cock-woofer barking loudly at a rowdy cock who seemed to be jumping around and causing a fuss.

by delta412 May 10, 2011

woof woof

The sound a dog makes.

Dog: "Woof woof!"

by Anonymous938743 November 7, 2014

flabby woof-woof

Fart, flatulate, break wind, pass gas.

It comes from the Blackadder episode "Beer"

(Lord Melchett has a hangover, but Queen and Nursie think he's sick)
Queen: Well, hurry up and cure the horrible man -- I'm fed up with him lying there moaning and groaning...
Nursie: ...and letting off such great and fruitsome flabby woof-woofs! One can scarcely believe one's tiny nosy!

by George McBob May 13, 2009

Woof Pussy

An all-Original Jam Band from Bergen County, New Jersey

hey...have you heard that new tune from Woof Pussy?

by corn cobbler October 20, 2009

woofin'

lying, to not be telling the truth.

Yo yo yo, pres. Bush is a freakin' rocket scientist, that man got brains.
No way man, you be woofin'.

by Jeff October 1, 2003