Winner

Someone who is considered the biggest douchebag and thinks he's top shit even though he's just too full of himself.

Boy, Beth sure is dating a winner! I heard he took the seat off his own bike because of the way that it felt!

by B-To-The-Rady May 15, 2011

Born-winner

A person who was born to always win.

Look at him run, he sure is a born-winner.

by Bobby kent June 27, 2009

Winner Time

Masturbating, bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Scott: I had good Winner Time last night!

by -This Guy May 25, 2009

non-winner

A softened alternative to loser typically used on game shows. Though more politically correct, it generally ends up sounding condescending.

Alex Trebek:...and let's hear it for today's non-winners.

by Schismrobo February 10, 2008

DESERVING WINNER RAHUL VAIDYA FOR THE WIN

Deserving winner Rahul Vaidya for the win that used by the RKVians for showing their love towards Rahul Vaidya. Rahul vaidya is the potential winner of bb14. RKVians will do anything for making Rahul Vaidya the winner of bb14.

Deserving winner Rahul Vaidya for the win comes from soul of RKVians

by Hvash February 7, 2021

winners podium

When you hold your thumb over your japs eye and let the cum squirt out over a girls face. Just like they do with champagne on a winners podium.

Abdul, look at the tall hot girl over there.

Yeah Muhammad, hot but tall. To come on her face I'd have to use the winners podium technique.

by spaffInHerFace February 23, 2014

winnerpeg

Canadian, religious nutjob. Generally considered to be a pedophile, with a diaper fetish.

Winnerpeg was spotted wearing a diaper outside of the pre-school, spouting scripture.

by zootmoney February 15, 2005