video update

When you record a video blog of yourself, giving updates about your life for everyone you know to watch on facebook. You can communicate big events that a status update won't cover the details of (such as car crashes, failed romances, new kittens, etc), and it's more exciting than writing a note.

Wallner: Did you watch Anna's latest video update?
Dunder: Yeah! It was so interesting, and her hair looks great!
Wallner: I never miss an update!

by banannas123 July 16, 2009

updog

An accounting joke used to pass the time. Interns and non-native US citizens most at risk to fall for this term.

I hate it when the up-dog appears in our workpapers.

Intern: What is up-dog?

Laughter follows.

by Josh Wo January 18, 2005

status update

A change to one's facebook status.

"Did you see Annie's status update on facebook today? She's an orphan now!"

by newsvava February 10, 2009

Updick

An uppity douche who thinks their efforts caused an increase in business. Colleagues, however, know otherwise, and can see through updicks quite easily.

"Sean's been bragging all morning about the uptick in his territory!"
"I know - what an updick. Tell that cock to shut the fuck up."

by Inside284 June 2, 2009

ninja update

When something is updated without notice, like your video game or your rubric for your paper, making you fail

Ex.1 Dude 1: DUDE! I cant join the server! Did steam ninja update the game?
Dude 2: Yeah, they do that alot

Ex.2
Dude 1: DUDE! My professor updated the rubric for the paper without telling us! I am totally gonna fail!
Dude 2: Sucks for you.

by Darku October 29, 2010

windows update

Another name for virus

OMFG my computer got infected by a Windows Update! OH NOES!

by Source November 12, 2003

windows update

the act of spying a fine specimen of the fairer sex undressing without having first closed the curtains.

"hey man, come here and look over the road... serious windows update!"

by Catachresis June 4, 2004