Syncing slower than the titanic

Technology/computing-based pun: it took nearly 3 hours for the Titanic to sink on April 14th 1912 so the pun can be used when files take longer than expected to sync.

Sync is the homophone of sink.

Sync being the abbreviation for synchronization or the process of keeping dataset copies consistant between one another in a computer system/network.

Sink meaning for something to go below the surface of water.

Jacob: Wow it's taking 3 hours for my files to sync with the network when it should have only taken 1 hour!
Jillian: Well you can say it's syncing slower than the titanic.
Jacob: Ah nice computer geek pun there!

by awesomagic November 14, 2011

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Sink the Titanic

To piss the bed, making reference to the ill-fated ship.

You look like shit, what happened to you?

Every time I drink Tequilla, I come home and Sink the Titanic.

Dude, two words: rubber sheets.

Randall woke up in a pool of piss at the Bellagio after gambling all night and realized he had sunk the Titanic...so he left an extra $20 for the maid to change the sheets.

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

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Titania

usually a very cute caring indonesian who is a nerd, not really caring about what others say living her own life.

wow have you seen Titania?! she had a haircut and she looks amazing

by clepotra April 4, 2018

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titanic boner

a boner that flops and inverts on its maiden voyage

jimmy:first... sex... is... grrreat
jill: huh what the...

both look at his dick

jimmy: its gone titanic

it has completely inverted

by me yes me not you ha ha ha December 8, 2004

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Titing

Stealing, getting caught and denying it.

Person 1: He totally tited my whiskey! What a little tit!
Person 2: What a scumbag. Titing is the shittiest thing a person can do.

by Mylilpumkin September 21, 2018

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Titanicing

To pull a Bruce Ismay and get into a lifeboat despite the fact you are not a woman or a child. If a friend abandons you for no good reason and leaves you behind, he/she has "titaniced" you.

Claudia and Sofie agree to catch the bus together. Claudia is 4 minutes late, so Sofie gets on the bus anyway, thus titanicing Claudia.

Claudia: Damnit! Sofie has titaniced me again!

by Amtwat July 8, 2012

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