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things that sound dirty but aren't

swiffer
pianist
tortellini
kumquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
sextuplet
woodcock
job site
he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.
by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004
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things that are not people

A noun that is a place or thing.
by ~The Nameless One ~ September 6, 2005
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I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex

"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"
by wykykr May 15, 2006
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things that sound dirty but aren't

masticate
jaculate
tittular
titter
Bangkok (a city)
ipsical
epadermis
penal
wenis
I was masticating during lunch in Bangkok and somebody saw me and said i was being rude.

things that sound dirty but aren't
by Jamal4362 February 28, 2008
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Things that would be phat

This definition is kind of like a "what if" section for the users of Urban Dictionary. The users can chime in with their own ideas of things that would be phat. I will get you started.
1) A ghetto Sean Connery
2) Stores that sold weed only
3) A pill for chicks that reduces bitchiness
by Ninjalo November 28, 2003
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things that DID exist in 2009

(please see “things that did not exist in 2009“ for a full and accurate depiction of 2009.)
1. not me.
2. not my brother simon.
3. hermione granger from Harry Potter.
4. pepperidge farms.
5. the english language.
that’s it.
another list of things that DID exist in 2009
by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
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Things that need to die

Anything that we would put in a war or dangerous situation in our stead due to reasons other than political or fear. This can more simply be described as general hate/dislike/dustrust. Though this list can have bias, the same few people or group make it onto this list. They are
* Furries
* Weebs
* Fanboys
* Hoes/Whores "unless dire situation or other good reason"
* Annoying Vegans
* Whoever uses more than a puff of Axe body spray
That annoying vegan over there is getting put on my list of Things that need to die

The furries that hang around this area are Things that need to die
by Anime Patrol February 6, 2020
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