An awesome bar and restaurant. Has smoking hot babes in small plaid skirts, with great boobs, and is as good as Hooters, if not better
by beer and boobs July 4, 2010
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by The EJ April 12, 2008
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Underated PDA That Shits On The iPhone. (This of course is taking into consideration that you have a brain and hacked the phone via SIM unlocking and rom flashing).
Often carried around by Ruthless Thugs and/or Extremely Handsome Mothafuckers with incredible swag.
Not to be confused with any other shitty PDA. You can spot this by it's 45° screen tilting capability.
Often carried around by Ruthless Thugs and/or Extremely Handsome Mothafuckers with incredible swag.
Not to be confused with any other shitty PDA. You can spot this by it's 45° screen tilting capability.
Douchebag: "Hey uh, what kind of phone is that"
Me: HTC Kaiser, "AT&T Tilt"
Douchebag: "That's Pretty Cool, I've Got The Best Phone Out Though"
Me: "Oh really.. you piece of shit, why's that"
Douchebag: "I dunno, it's just the best, check out the touchscreen, and I have youtube"
Me: "That's nice fag, so do I. -- I also play super nintendo, nintendo, sega genesis, gameboy, super gameboy, and neo geo on my phone, what the fuck does yours do again? -- oh by the way, what's it like watching youtube on the edge network. Dick Face"
Douchebag: "Dude... Does Your Phone Come Like That, How Much Did It Cost, Wanna Fuck My Girlfriend And My Sister?, Can I Suck Your Dick? Wanna Hang Out?"
Me: "Fuck You"
Me: HTC Kaiser, "AT&T Tilt"
Douchebag: "That's Pretty Cool, I've Got The Best Phone Out Though"
Me: "Oh really.. you piece of shit, why's that"
Douchebag: "I dunno, it's just the best, check out the touchscreen, and I have youtube"
Me: "That's nice fag, so do I. -- I also play super nintendo, nintendo, sega genesis, gameboy, super gameboy, and neo geo on my phone, what the fuck does yours do again? -- oh by the way, what's it like watching youtube on the edge network. Dick Face"
Douchebag: "Dude... Does Your Phone Come Like That, How Much Did It Cost, Wanna Fuck My Girlfriend And My Sister?, Can I Suck Your Dick? Wanna Hang Out?"
Me: "Fuck You"
by Obie One August 20, 2008
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by J. S. Alexander June 11, 2006
Get the Tilt-a-Swirl mug.commonly used when referring to two sisters who are smoking hot who you would like to bring to your bed and getchu some.. somtimes Tassone sisters are substitued for "two sisters," since they are the best looking combo of siblings since slice bread.
"Damn. Look at those girls, soooo tsiltf."
or..
"Damn look at those two girls, those are some tsiltf (tassone sisters I'd like to fuck.)"
or..
"Damn look at those two girls, those are some tsiltf (tassone sisters I'd like to fuck.)"
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Get the titflakes mug.TILF stands for Teacher I'd Like to Fuck. It's the same idea as MILF, but you know, some of us get lucky and we get an outrageously attractive teacher for a whole school year.
Student 1: "I heard we're getting a hot math teacher."
*Hot teacher walks into the classroom in slow motion while her hair flies in a sexy motion from the blowing of the fan while "American Pearl-Automatic" plays in the background.*
Student 1&2: *pound fists together with a sly grin*
Student 2: "I can't believe we finally got a TILF!"
*Hot teacher walks into the classroom in slow motion while her hair flies in a sexy motion from the blowing of the fan while "American Pearl-Automatic" plays in the background.*
Student 1&2: *pound fists together with a sly grin*
Student 2: "I can't believe we finally got a TILF!"
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