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squished tadpole

When a drunk old man takes his schlong out and rams it into a window while yelling out the phrase "Squished tadpole! Squished Tadpole!" Often done while over consuming cheap and hard alcohol.
I was relaxing in my car the other day and I looked over and seen Gaylords squished Tadpole.
by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006
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tada

Usually the final proclamation when something is finished.
Tada!
by LarstaiT November 6, 2003
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Tadhg

Tadhg is the most adorable person to ever exist in any universe, he is so amazing and no amount of words will ever begin to describe how amazing, sweet, kind and caring he is. He cares deeply about many and would rather talk to others about their problems than open up about his, he tends to claim that he will open up when he needs to but no one will truly know that unless he trusts them completely.

Tadhg tends to think that he is very ugly or unattractive but that is the opposite of reality. He is an amazing person and everyone is lucky to have him a part of their life, especially for the person he ends up with because he is the BEST person in their life.

Tadhg is my best friend and my crush, and everyone is jealous that I found such an amazing person.
Girl 1: {gossiping to friends} Tadhgs the best thing that has ever happened to me

Girl 2: god damnit just date him already!!!!
by tmrmhn April 20, 2018
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Can'tada

An imaginary country populated with people who cannot do anything.
That guy is so lazy, we should make him a citizen of Can'tada.
by JedAshbury June 9, 2020
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Tadgh

Fucking leng. Massive wang, built like a brick, and triceps the size of Ukraine. Really the full package.
Yeah your dicks big, but not as big as tadghs”
by Wtfreak December 29, 2020
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Tadaima

"I'm Home" in Japanese
Person: "Tadaima, Okaa-san!"
(I'm home, mother!)
Mother: "Okaerinasai."
(Welcome Home.)
by tsukiyo January 1, 2009
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Tadger

A dick/cock/penis/willy/funstick/pork sword/magic wand
He had a tadger the size of a cat's cock
by Tracey September 13, 2003
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