spooge

variation of cum, kum, cream sauce, white wash, my descendants, or ejactulate.

I think my spooge left pecker tracks on her sheets.

by bread infection January 1, 2006

stoogies

usually referring to cigarettes. A pack of cigarettes. Singular cigarette.

Can i have one of yours? I left my stoogies in the car.

by Alexis March 26, 2005

spogies

A small bird usually grey or brown in colour, that craps everywhere and builds nest in sheds, usually only called this by South Australians.

Hey dad im taking the .22 to go shoot some spogies.

by steven leske March 12, 2008

spooge light

An ultraviolet flashlight. One that illuminates DNA when present.

That cheap hotel room lit up with DNA when I turned on my spooge light.

by cmag12 July 16, 2011

Spooge Brain

A condition suffered by males after ejaculation where said male temporarily loses the mental capacity to process normal thought.

While suffering from Spooge Brain, Bill agreed to go to the ballet with his girlfriend, her mother and grandmother. Under no circumstances would Bill normally have agreed to such an endeavor.

by Alex Terego February 23, 2014

spoopier

Being more spoopy than someone who is spoopy.

Did you see that ghost blow job vine? It was much spoopier than the ghost who ate a live baby!

by Dolphinsalad September 4, 2016

Santa spooge

AKA- Eggnog: that wonderful alcohol infused, yet seemingly innocous beverage seasonally responsible for transgressions ranging from mild next-morning memory loss to full-on office party infidelity.

Ho-Lee Shit! What happened last night at the Xmas party?
Well, you and a bunch of degenerates pushed down about a gallon of Eggnog each. You kept callin' it Santa spooge, Akmed said he was drinkin' Mumammed milk and Sally over there claimed it was Jesus juice. Either way it ended in a 3-some.

by YAWA December 3, 2021