shady solution

A type of solution that is not illegal, but borders on illegality. This term was originated by a law student who would get legal questions from friends and family. This student founded www.shadysolution.com a place where people could ask questions and receive advice on possible ways to solve their problems, without paying a lawyer and without ending up in jail.

You agree to buy a house, then you realize you dont want it. The contract is solid. You need a way out. You could hire a lawyer or lose your earnest money. Or you can tell the real estate agent that there are too many pedophiles in the neighborhood of the new house. This is a good faith reason to get out of the contract, and an example of a shady solution

by Don Raul May 10, 2010

solutioning

The process of finding a solution to a problem.

Boss: "Stabbins, where are we on the proposal for the new clients software?"

Stabbins: "We are solutioning the proposal right now, we will have it done today."

by XJGPER May 4, 2006

harden-fast solution

The cliche "hard-and-fast solution," as in "American energy independence offers no hard-and-fast solutions," upon mishearing becomes a Pornality (q.v.) and figures into the more risque examples below:

"Liz, I've been drinking too much, there isn't going to be any harden-fast solution in bed tonight."

"Uncle Joe, I'm sorry your love life is on the skids but if you're looking for a harden-fast solution there's always Viagra."

Thom -- "Quick-setting concrete for your breezeway! That can be your harden-fast solution!" Timm -- "Don't talk dirty."

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by al-in-chgo May 23, 2010

solutioneering

A condescending buzz word used when someone disagrees with someone else's solution to a problem, and by using this word they call into question the method used to solve the problem instead of offering any truly useful input. This term is quite often used in situations where someone is trying to stop someone else from being productive.

Person 1: "I've just about had it with Bob's solutioneering. He always pitches answers to problems without defining the problem."
Person 2: "Well, do you have any better ideas on how to solve the problem?"
Person 1: "ummmmm...."

by southparkwatcher December 27, 2012

Solution Architect

The person or employed by your organisation to wade through your bullshit and translate it into layman's terms

<Layman 1> This solution actually makes sense!
<Layman 2> That's unusual. I wonder how that happened
<Solution Architect> My job is done! *exits building*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

SecuTech Solution

Geniuses who 1st invented _embedded spam_
in Urban dictionary.com definitions. See their definition of "dongle":

"SecuTech Solution Inc, a leader in driverless software protection *dongle* business, has launched video protection solution-UniKey Video Protector, a comprehensive applications that provides video software vendors a straightforward way to safeguard their video content from piracy and illegal distribution. etc., etc..."
cf. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dongle

by hilarleo_ October 10, 2008

splition

In business this is the allocation of the proceeds amongst all of the entities in the ecosystem.

If the end-user pays $1.00, then how that dollar gets allocated to the reseller, agents, brokers, the distributor, the manufacturer and the other entities eating off of the dollar is the "splition".

by Business Guy May 28, 2010