Crack-snack

A snack that is kept in the crack, in case of emergencies. Resembles a churro that is thicker with a veiny texture.

Hey dude I already ate my Crack-snack, can I have yours?

by Crack-snack Industries ™️ June 2, 2020

Snack Pack Sack Attack

The Snack Pack Sack Attack is quite simply, the result of a young man dipping his testicular sack (ball sack) into a snack pack (pudding), preferably tapioca (for the joy of texture), and then dipping that sack into a young womens mouth (teabag)
ball sack + snack pack + teabag = YES

"Hey remember that time when little Billy passed out in the locker room and Coach Sourbee snack pack sack attacked his ass??"
"yeah, I heard they pressed charges or something"

by capitalG March 14, 2009

Snackcake

A Snackcake is someone who gives horrible dutch rudders and should be banned from society. Typically this person associates themselves with the fraternity of Tau Kappa Epsilon.

Dude, have you seen snackcake? He told me he was gonna give me a Dutch Rudder, but then he just ended puking all over my dick.

by Nosnikta May 2, 2018

snack slut

someone who whore's themself out for food

"If you buy me a gatorade ill give you a good time this weekend. I'm a snack slut."

by JuliaMarie December 9, 2008

Fish Snacker

A dirty vagina

Nasty Ho: "Why go to KFC for a fish snacker when I can open my legs right now?"

by Fluff mah Buttchecks April 2, 2009

Crap Snacking

The ack of eating crap in small portions. Usually performed by dogs.

Damn it! my Lie-brador retriever is crap snacking again on the chicken shit in the yard.

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

African fruit snack

The act of cutting a hole in a seedless watermelon and then microwaving it then proceeding to thrust your erect penis in and out of the moist fruit.

Curtis is such a pervert! I found his used African fruit snack on the kitchen counter!

by Star_of_david July 21, 2014