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by The Snurch April 24, 2010

SMULCH-A-CRAP

A Girl straddles a guy’s chest while he eats her out. When she comes, she shits on his chest and smears it into an S shape before retiring her camping tent for a great nights sleep under the stars in Southeast Missouri.

The campground showers are very convenient after my yearly SMULCH-A-CRAP with my wife.

by SMULCH December 31, 2020

smunchy

noun,a food that is soft and crunchy is a smunchy

this food is smunchy man.

by cory hall October 24, 2007

smuch smuch

the act of a booty call or act of sexual activity.

boy's friend: did you & your girl smuch yet.?
boy: no she wont put out yet.
boy's friend: no smuch smuch for you *laughs* you virgin.
boy: shut up steve.
boy's friend: & i heard she was easy cause of the fact she's a whore L-Mercado. "the hoe on the corner"

by TheDestroy-er. October 18, 2010

smunching

Wanting to get high; needing marijuana.

I was smunching all last week before the drug test.

by Gelly Lorum November 16, 2006

smunchin

verb. meaning munching on half crunchy half soft food.

smunchies, what you smunch on, half crunchy half soft munchies.

man we are stoned we are smunchin so hard on old apple pies.

i love smunchies.

by cory hall October 24, 2007

shurch

The way man blacks and southerners including my father say church.

Come on boy, get your Bible were going to shurch!

by A-s-h-t-o-n May 1, 2005