Smoked a Clinton

Smoked a cigar after it was soaked inside a pussy.

I prefer Cohibas, but I've smoked a Clinton.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Smood

A sad mood. Often used when the conversation is near to an end or someone has nothing better to say.

I’m cold.
Smood

by Queen of the gays February 2, 2019

Smoked

To be in a state of confusion, inebriation, over-joy, exhaustion, misfortune, unattractive physical quality, or dysfunction.

Dude, I can't figure out what to do, I'm smoked.

Man, you smoked all that Kush and now you're smoked.

The girl's got a fine ass, but she's ugly; she's smoked.

My car's transmission died, it's smoked

"OMG! I FOUND MY LUCKY CHARM!
"You're smoked."

by EvilGoslingTwin January 1, 2012

smoked salmon

The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.

"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"

by JustineBakker July 7, 2008

getting my boots smoked

Really good sex.

Just got done getting my boots smoked.

by army brat January 3, 2014

smokedopebangwhores

1.a social scenario of choice for norcal methsex freaks.

2. the perfect week end. or words to live by

"what do you wanna do? "
"smokedopebangwhores!!!!! foo!!"

by not yours 2 July 13, 2009

Smooted

To leave town without saying goodbye to anybody, to slide out without a phone call, text, even a facebook message...

"She smooted her ass out of town"
"She smooted away, without saying a word!"

by zimzimmerrr August 25, 2011