small black dick

there is many more than you think.

MOST websites that display huge black dicks lie, they are fake and are held in place most of the time by hands. you never see the crotch area. because there are many small black dicks out there too

by KePe August 16, 2008

Smallenfreuden

Where Visa takes joy from seeing small businesses suffer from cashing in on the high credit card transaction fees compared to using debit. Eerily similar to the German word Schadenfreude, which is to is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.

I'm going to smallenfreuden that business so hard.

by AverageJoe79 June 21, 2013

Small Town Syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs in small towns with very little to do. The person feels bored and isolated and starts doing self destructive things like getting drunk, being promiscuous, and doing lots of drugs to feel a sense of excitement that they can't otherwise feel in their lives.

The internet, hobbies, and passion are cures for small town syndrome.

by axxlR August 3, 2011

Hot Sally

Giving oral sex to a woman while she defecates. Similar to a blumpkin but with a female recipient.

I just had the best hot sally session with Jill.

by Hotsally2 March 13, 2015

small world

Something you'd say when you meet someone unexpectedly....

*you run into your friend in your vacation far away from your hometown*

Bill: HEY Bob!
Bob: WOW!! Small world, huh?

Also in resident evil 4:

*Leon runs into cabin*
Luis: LEON! Small world, ehh?

by KHAYOS February 1, 2008

small town police

A police officer that, instead of actually helping society and arresting people for actual crimes, like to to a list of annoying things because of their lack of actual things to respond to or stop; such as
1. sit by areas where the speed limit drops significantly with a radar gun to get you for 5mph over cause you didn't slow down quick enough
2.harass teenagers while they are just walking around not doing anything wrong asking them what they are up to.
3.not respond to burglary calls (My friend and his dad had this happen)
4. Act like town curfew means "immediate quarantine" and love to fine you up the ass for breaking this even if your standing 50 feet away from your yard.
5. think skateboarding/longboarding is a serious crime, although it can be annoying they take the rules to far on this one.

I don't have problems with authority, just bored fat pricks with a badge and tazers.

Vicksburg MI has a terrible case of small town police officers.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGoth November 29, 2010

Sally Smith

This word means a person that you can describe someone or something ugly, weird, and likes to have a lot of love. But sadly Sally Smith will never get loved because she is just too ugly for people.

That girl over there is a real Sally Smith.

by AnnaTheGreat October 12, 2014