by rosedawgz March 7, 2009
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Get the Shmookalukabob mug.A Shmooli is basically a fact machine. They are great spies and chess players. If you think Shmooli is watching you, they probably are and blackout shades are recommended. Shmoolis usually come in shorter lil Huddy form with no muscles and no fat. Shmoolis are typically paranoid but make up for it with their incredible sense of humor. When you're talking to a Shmooli, it's hard not to laugh. Shmoolis are subtle and you might not even realize you are dating one. Shmoolis get along great with grandparents and are very intelligent. unfortunately, the education system of their school is not good enough for them and they struggle with sheer brilliance
"yo that kid is watching me and telling people we're dating"
"maybe get new shades cuz he's definitely a shmooli"
"maybe get new shades cuz he's definitely a shmooli"
by u_smell_like_kaka May 27, 2020
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Get the Shmoller mug.Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?
Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.
Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.
Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.
Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.
by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011
Get the Shmoogle mug.Bob: is today sunday?
Bill: yeah it is
Bob: it sucked
Bill: yeah it did
Bob: i think i will take a shmonday tomorrow
Bill: yeah it is
Bob: it sucked
Bill: yeah it did
Bob: i think i will take a shmonday tomorrow
by achflemmed April 16, 2009
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