Sex Sheets

A pair of sheets you specifically put on top of the bed prior to sex to avoid later sleeping in your own jizz. There are no specifications of sex sheets, though they mainly a light color to mask sex juice.

Also helps pass black light tests.

Hey What the Fuck, friends don't let friends sleep in other friends Jizz..... No worries, I had the sex sheets on first

by Iwontblackout January 4, 2012

Cum stain on the sheet of life

An insult saying that you are wasted sperm that is left on the sheet.

Dude, your a cum stain on the sheet of life.

by Muffu September 14, 2009

gay in the streets, straight in the sheets

A phenomena for whatever kind ofimage, that a man or woman appear in public to be gay, but are actually straight in their personal life. Is it to empathize with the oppressed? Or just to be the heppest "mui cool" person around. A sexual poser.

Sally- Kyle is such a fine lookin' man... too bad he's gay, sigh.

Mary- no, I can tell you a very different story, he is gay in the streets, straight in the sheets.

by Alpino July 20, 2010

shebitch

- A man who looks like a lady.
- A man with long hair.
- A lady who acts like a man.

- Shut up Mo, you shebitch!
- Yo, look at that guys long hair, what a shebitch!
- (Ashley slaps Joe in the face.)
Joe says: Yo, calm down shebitch!

by Miro January 15, 2005

Sheetal

one who stresses excessively and reacts to said stress by overworking herself and never sleeping. She's really nice and smart, though.

Man, I'm really worried about Sheetal. She's stressing way too much and never sleeps.

by soccerdude0013 October 23, 2011

Sheetz

A convenience store/fast food restaurant found mostly in the western half of Pennsylvania. It's like a 7-11 but you can order food like hot dogs, hamburgers, and my personal favorite Sheetz "Garlic Fryz".

"Dude, let's go to Sheetz and get some hot dogs and frys!"

by Mike Kreckel August 10, 2005

Oh Sheet

This phrase is most often said first thing in the morning after waking and realising a really stupid thing that you did the night before. Usually the stupid thing has occurred as a result of one too many double vodka redbulls. Oh the embarrassment!

"Oh Sheet there is a dude with a beard in my bed!"

by dvrbgirl1 May 3, 2011