shagging machine

its an item for when people practice ready to have sex

girl1: ive always wanted to fuck that lad up for years but.....i dont know how to.
girl2: well in argos theres a shagging machine you can use it to practice. It takes 5 mins practice

by ronnie1997 August 6, 2011

Skagging

To Skype someone your currently dating or want to date for hours upon end when you both would rather be shagging each other.

"Wheres Cath"?
"On Skype with Dave"
"Oh she's Skagging again then"?
"Yes, 5 hours and counting"

by LTD2011 November 20, 2011

spaggington

1. Adjective that is used to describe something of inferior or questionable quality.

2. Can also describe something that has been or will be done without any common dog fuck.

3. A person that is introverted, nervous, strange and has inappropriate and possibly illegal sexual urges.

1. That new Indian Tato car is proper spaggington.

2. "Putting all those new traffic calming measures by the fire station means it will take a lot longer for the fire engine to get anywhere"
"Yeah, it's proper sppagington"

3. "Did you hear about that guy that got raided for downloading kiddy porn?"
"Apparently he just used to sit in his underpants and pleasure himself while looking at naked children"
"He was definitely spaggington!"

by King Cnut May 9, 2008

yolo swaggings

A term commonly in the area of DENTROIT (denton as the classier people call it) to reference a short ass white nigga wanna be who looks like bilbo baggings in a jumpsuit

Callum you are looking so yolo swaggings

by DENTROIT Mandem October 5, 2013

Sagging Lucifer

To cover ones penis with a metal coating, make it red hot to the point where it can be easily flexible, then fuck someone (or something) with said tinkered genital.

I will give you the Sagging Lucifer of your life baby!

by Rachel Bojangles Maguffin April 13, 2010

scagging

Using someone elses open airport with out them knowing it.

I don't need internet access, I'm just scagging off someone else in my building.

by cliff Schwarz May 15, 2005

spagging

When a person fucks somebody while wearing a backpack full of rare Italian spices.

Sarah is spagging her brother.

by Grasslicorice96 May 4, 2016