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Scrundle Bumpkin

Scrundle Bumpkin (derived from the combination of Scrundle and Bumpkin) - A stupid son of a bitch who doesn’t know their head from their ass until they fart. Then they reach for a toothbrush.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is

exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.
Yo, don’t get a sack from Kevin, he’s such a scrundle bumpkin.

Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments.

That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.
by The Real Sputnik May 23, 2022
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scrindle

A miniscule amount of something - to the point where you question whether it is a joke.
Wow! Those noodles cost 99 pennies! However, the silly bitch only gave me a scrindle of meat.
by scrindler July 5, 2022
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scrondled

Injured, damaged, or dismantled or destroyed in some fashion.

Alternately, scrambled and disoriented, in an intoxicated sense.
Man, that Four Loko purple kush crossfade's got Billjoe totally scrondled, he's flopping all over the place memeing about conspiracies and shit.

Woah, that crash had my car completely scrondled. It'll take weeks for the repairs to finish.
by Scrondledondle September 7, 2022
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Alabama Screwdriver

Its when you put your dick inside one of your cousins or relatives anuses and make them spin in the bed until they either shit or throw up.
James: Man , I pulled that Alabama Screwdriver on Irene!
Vincent: I want to try that with my family!
by Watermelon Homedad July 4, 2017
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transsexual serendipity

The occurrence of two or more simultaneous actions wherein transsexualism is the subject matter.
As I informed a confidant of my efforts to transition from female to male a broadcast regarding transsexualism began blaring from the wireless, what a splendid occurrence of transsexual serendipity!
by Black1Uk September 18, 2020
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Shit me sideways with a screwdriver

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe
*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"
by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015
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Scrandy

A mixture between a random and a scrub.
Yo kid, your such a scrandy.
by Jang Licker March 17, 2010
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