scrondled 

Injured, damaged, or dismantled or destroyed in some fashion.

Alternately, scrambled and disoriented, in an intoxicated sense.

Man, that Four Loko purple kush crossfade's got Billjoe totally scrondled, he's flopping all over the place memeing about conspiracies and shit.

Woah, that crash had my car completely scrondled. It'll take weeks for the repairs to finish.

scrondled by Scrondledondle September 7, 2022

scrundle 

a small amount of weed placed on top of previously smoked weed in a bowl, bong, etc

This word can also be used to describe an extremely small amount of weed in general less than 0.1g.

Come on, put a little scrundle on top!

scrundle by dajerseyplayboy420 August 20, 2010

Scrombled 

Scrombling is the severe action of beckoning inconsistent developments in the area of the mind. Side effects of being scrombled are: Experience of dust, vast energies, insight into the illusory nature of self, big jug hot cheese, satellites crashing into your house killing you instantly, and entities in your room at night.

Ow oof my absolute head - i think i've been scrombled !

Scrombled by Shrimpus October 11, 2018

scroodle 

When you unintentionally create a coherent drawing out of a scribble. A combination of the word 'Scribble' and 'Doodle.'

I just accidently drew this scroodle

scroodle by TheLancaster September 3, 2015

Scrongle 

To pet an animal on the head using just your fingertips in a fast grabbing motion

You better give my cat a quick scrongle before you leave!

Scrongle by Sneakylilbish198 January 23, 2023

scrundle 

The "scrundle" is the patch of skin that connects the scrotum to the grundle.

"Well, ain't that a kick in the scrundle!"

scrundle by Warpt June 4, 2007

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled 

orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".

It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.

Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 13, 2011