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Schmucker

Someone who takes credit for another's success in reference to hunting and fishing.

Synonyms: Cunt, out of stater
If you shot a deer in someone else's stand or area, you are a schmucker.
by Vermontsgay October 23, 2017
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Schmacked

Yo Sadie’s was so schmacked. We danced all night
by Rdeb April 4, 2019
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Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 8, 2020
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shmacker

WHEN SOMETHING IS SUPER POGCHAMP!! like absolutely HEAT sick nasty
your feed isn’t quite shmacker lisa...
by foxboxler September 20, 2020
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Schmeckervekar

Another term for a nice picnic.
I had my basket ready for a lovely schmeckervekar, but there was cannon fodder all over my usual spot.
by Schmeckervekar69 September 6, 2022
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shmacker

When someone is really good looking but is a bad person or a douche.
Did you see that guy?” “Yea he’s such a shmacker.”
by moneymaker$$ December 19, 2022
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Schmackler

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick
Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and the whole time there was a schmackler poking the tip of my schlong."
Person 2: "Been there, bro."
by Pres. Chester A. Arthur September 15, 2023
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