Dutchman's Sigh

The momentary audible discomfort when a Dutchman is penetrated too quickly.

I got a little excited last night and Lars let out a loud involuntary Dutchman's Sigh before slipping into a state of pure, unadulterated extacy.

by Gymbag Darryl May 2, 2022

Brain Sigh

When someone watches/reads the news about everything that is happening ALL over the world and their brain decides to have an aneurysm. The brain waves the white flag to surrender with hopes that heaven might be calmer.

My grandma experienced a brain sigh. She was watching the 6 pm news, held her head, and had an aneurysm. The news technically killed her?

by Chaotically-Sane =) June 2, 2022

Sigh

So idiotic, get help

Used after a statement:
I can't believe you thought the earth is flat. Sigh.

Used as a singular reply to what someone says or does:
I don't need directions. (Gets lost)
Sigh.

Variations: sigh, si,gh, si;gh

by enfjdna December 20, 2021

Sigh

A sound I ❓hate❓( I have misophonia)

I don’t like the sound of sighing

by P1loxx March 30, 2022

sigh and sob

to sigh.... and cry...... what did you expect?

person 1: was ur name skeppyscrib?
person 2: NO NO NO NO
person 1: HAHAHAHAHA
person 2:sigh and sob

by hannahrosewastaken February 26, 2021

audible sigh

a sigh, but audible

Person 1: I am very idiotic

Person 2: *Audible sigh*

by Pain in a nutshell May 10, 2021

a sigh for help

This is not a huge act of desperation like a "cry for help" such as when someone says a statement that they may kill themselves or take a bunch of drugs. This is more like someone wearing an ill-fitting and unattractive shirt or announcing that they may be changing their religious views. It's not too dramatic but there's some drama for sure.

Jeremy: "Did you hear about Ashlyn?"
Ulysses: "Nope. She do something dumb again?"
Jeremy: "Well, she wrote a poem and left it at Hugo's desk. It was about a flower or something. Hugo didn't like it."
Ulysses" "Hmmm. That seems like a sigh for help. I may need to read that poem though. I like flowers."

by von groovy August 18, 2024